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That's why we had to eat his dog. We haven't got a donkey. Well, "Pin the Tail on the Chicken" Eddie: We haven't got a tail. Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Chicken"? We haven't got a chicken. Annoyed Well, "Pin the Sausage on the Fridge". Angrier "Sellotape a Sausage to the Fridge"! We haven't got a sausage!

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And the queen goes in every direction. I mean, it's pretty strong stuff, isn't it Eddie? You know, knights taking prawns? And apparently, if a prawn goes all the way he turns into a queen! Episode 3 - Burglary[ edit ] Richie: Eddie, do you want to be skinned alive and buggered?

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